The Axis of Awesome – How to (full)

Axis of Awesome

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I

Step 1 preheat the oven til it’s hot
Then take a mixing bowl or pot
A spatula or wooded spoon
Settle down we’ll be baking soon

A cup of milk, a cup of flour
mix in an egg then wait for an hour
Take sultanas to fill the holes
I just can’t wait to lick the bowl

Take the bowl and pour the mixture in
Make sure you’ve pre-greased the tin
You’ll see it’s east, it wont take long
Now you know how to bake a scone.

II

Mid afternoon’s your safest bet
Make sure you’re ready with a net
Take some bread and leave a trail of crumbs
Wait patiently until one comes

Tip toe up to it, don’t make a sound
Place your bait gently on the ground
Once you’re nearby then you’re in luck
Now you know how to catch a duck

III

Take her back to your hotel room
Break of the handle of the broom
Lay some plastic on the floor
Creep up behind the dirty whore

Hit her with the broom until she’s dead
Then dump the body but keep the head
No one will ever know who took her
Now you know, how to kill a hooker

How to kill a hooker…x2